Laugh it off

The 2 most entertaining things that happened today:

Mr. Johnson: All you need to do is fill in the blank after the prompt. . . . does everyone know what "prompt" means?
7th grader: It's like on E-Harmony.
Mr. Johnson: What?
7th grader: You know, like on E-Harmony you fill out prompts about yourself.

And, at the high school, I overheard this fantastic conversation:

guitar player 1: Dude, do you remember those new scales we learned yesterday?
guitar player 2: Yeah.
guitar player 1: What were they?
guitar player 2: Eb and B minor.
guitar player 1: How do they go . . . like, which one is which?
guitar player 2: Well, Eb starts on a flat and B minor starts on the B string.
guitar player 1: Oh, yeah, thanks man.

That's all for now, folks.